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Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, 200 lbs, American, Average, Awareness, blocky, DEPRESSING, Homicide, lawl, mental health, Minecraft, mulch, organic, Prevention, produce, Server, societal issue, statistics, SUICIDE, Support, Tasty, tragic, veggies, weight

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Villages Defended:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Divine Spears Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1628
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, Espionage, federal indictment, foreign hackers, Ginni Thomas, GinniCraft, HACKING, impersonation, Impersonators, indicted, Iranian, Iranian hackers, online threats, political hacking, technology crime, Trump Campaign, us elections

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Allowed, awesomeness, bedrock, building, Cheaters, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Freetoplay, java, Join, LifeSwiper, madness, marketplace, Minigames, Mods, P2WFree, Parkour, pixel art, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplaying, Server, server ip, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Bygone Days, Company, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, LCG, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ores Mined:	6028	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4787

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

birthday dinner, Budget, CHECK, Communication, Conflict, covering the bill, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, misunderstanding, Planning, relationship, reservations, ruined birthday, special dinner, splitting the bill, unexpected guests, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mines Excavated:	1294
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

CreeperHater69

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!