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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3611 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!