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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2957 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 83 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!