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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 511 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 6661 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!