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2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	198087
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2620	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	3510
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	228	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6599	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!