mudsharks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

Aya Sakura, Azusa Inaba, Bellesalle Shinjuku Grand, Fighting Spirit Unleashed, Fujisan Messe, general, hanako, Hazuki, Hina, Honoka, JST, Koguma, Kohaku, Konami, Lady C, Live, Maika, Manami, Mayu Iwatani, Mei Seira, Minecraft, Miyu Amasaki, Momo Kohgo, Momo Watanabe, Natsuko Tora, Natsupoi, NEW BLOOD 16, Next shows, previous, Ranna Yagami, Rian, rina, Ruaka, Saori Anou, Saya Iida, Saya Kamitani, Sayaka Kurara, Shizuoka, smp, Spike Nishimura, Stardom, STARDOM in FUJI 2024 Oct, Starlight Kid, STRONG Women’s Championship, Suzu Suzuki, Syuri, Tag Championship Match, Tam Nakano, Title, TOKYO, Tomoka Inaba, VOD, Waka Tsukiyama, YUNA, Yuna Mizumori

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

Alter, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Release Celebration, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

accolades, Achievements, argentina, athlete, barcelona, Di Stefano, football, goal scorer, History, iconic, International, la liga, legend, Minecraft, NT level, player, real madrid, Rivalry, smp, Soccer, Spanish, sports, Stefano, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	194585	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl5.bear-land.net

Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

after school clubs, Childhood, Dinner, Dishwasher, emotional trauma, family, family dinner, family dynamics, grilled chicken curse, GROUNDED, homework, immature, leisure, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting stress, school night, Server, sibling rivalry, stress, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8132	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4578

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

Analysis, comparison, Competition, cryptocurrency, Days, digital assets, Doge, ETH, Investment, market, meme, Minecraft, outperforming, Performance, profit, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Row, shitcoin, smp, success, Trading, trend, Value, volatility

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1972	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	6984	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Animals Bred:	75	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk aesthetics, cyberpunk anime, cyberpunk culture, cyberpunk genre, cyberpunk storytelling, cyberpunk themes, dark anime, dystopian society, edgerunners, futuristic, futuristic anime, Minecraft, PIXEL, post-apocalyptic, Punks, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
New Chunks Explored:	262616	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magic Items Found:	4895
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!