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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
