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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7625

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2995	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

Crafty AF

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!