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Quantum Bird Sensors

advanced sensors, animal navigation, Biological magnetoreception, biomimetic sensors, biomimetic technology, biomimicry, bird, bird migration, fundamental quantum limits, magnetoreception, migratory behavior, migratory birds, Nature, nature-inspired sensors, Quantum, quantum biology, quantum energy resolution, quantum limits, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum sensing, sensor technology, SENSORS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got birds flyin’ around with quantum energy and stuff. if you wanna learn about biological magnetoreception like migratory birds, this is the place for you. we operate close to fundamental quantum limits, so you know it’s gonna be lit. plus, we got advanced biomimetic sensors that will blow your mind. join now for a wild ride through the quantum world of minecraft!

Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, BETRAYAL, biggest lie, Character, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, make believe, Manga, PRETEND, Quests, Story, tall tale, untruth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	1682
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632058	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	3776
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCompliments

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, rare, remarkable, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

Community safety, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, Crime Prevention, digital influence, extremism, hate crimes, Hate Speech, internet safety, labour party, online propaganda, online radicalization, online safety, online security, Politics, radical ideologies, social media, Southport murders, Starmer, Terrorism, UK politics, Violent extremism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2516
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, Awareness, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening, Cultural differences, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, healthcare awareness, healthcare disparities, Hispanic population, Latino population, Memory Loss, mental health, Mexican Americans, minority health, older adults, public health

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4539
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	New Chunks Explored:	437032
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

1.20.2, BBC, black migrants, controversial topics, cultural clash, Edition, EURO, EuroCraft, European sluts, european union, forced prostitution, German slut, immigration, interracial, Media portrayal, migrant crisis, Muslim migrants, racism, Refugee Crisis, sexual exploitation, sexual objectification, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	6649

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!

ParentalPwnage

aita, Birthday, Cake, customised cake, decoration, decoration team, desserts, expensive gifts, family, Father, Gifts, Indian family, Jealousy, Meal, MONEY, Mother, ParentalPwnage, parents, resort, Restaurant, sister-in-law, talking back

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

FicoCraftEUexitLOL

brexit, EU exit, EU news, European leaders, European news, european politics, european union, European Union exit, European Union leadership, European Union opposition, European Union politics, Fico, Fico news, FicoCraftEUexitLOL, Government, opposition, Politics, Slovakia, Slovakia news, Slovakian government

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	4701
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	6700
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!