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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Votes:	1089
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	8817	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Votes:	9866
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	953092	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	82	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mines Excavated:	3740
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	80

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3655	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!