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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2507 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!
not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!