Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	729	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3916	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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