NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Void Armor Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

MicroCraftUniverse

Advanced, amazing, atoms, Breakthrough, control, discovery, discovery of the universe, experimentation, Exploration, innovation, Manipulation, MicroCraftUniverse, microscopic, molecules, nanotechnology, particles, Quantum, research, Science, Technology, Universe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Votes:	4026	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

MilkCraft: Plant Power!

#breastfeeding, baby formula, bioengineering, biotechnology, breast milk, Engineered plants, food innovation, food science, formula feeding, genetic engineering, infant formula, infant health, infant nutrition, maternal health, MilkCraft, nutrition, nutritional gap, Plant, plant genetics, plant technology, plant-based nutrition, power, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Animals Bred:	130	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the plants are, like, super smart and can, like, make baby formula out of thin air. it’s, like, magic, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see plants doing things plants shouldn’t be doing. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft craziness. plus, the plants are, like, super friendly and will give you all the nutrition you need. who needs breast milk or baby formula when you have plant magic, amirite? join now and witness the wonders of engineered plants in minecraft. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

LAB SMP: Where only adult dedicated players with no seasoning are allowed in the kitchen!

20 TPS average, Accepting to all types of players, Active Development, Adult, Allowed, Armor Stand Editor, Bluemap, Builders, Colored text, Community, cosmetic mods, Creative Server, Dedicated, Discord, Helpful Staff, kitchen, Lab, Laid-back rules, Minecraft chat bridge, movable tile entities, No redstone restrictions, player heads, Players, Seasoning, shopping district, smp, US based, World Edit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to Labcraft!
We are a US based server offering a tight knit community driven survival experience complete with mods and datapacks to make your stay more enjoyable! But don’t worry about the mods, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.
Currently planned to continue our, still young, season 3 of Labcraft for the foreseeable future, you’ll be sure to have time to get caught up and have tons of fun!
Find a few of our favorite pictures from our previous server here – https://imgur.com/a/bRkWsa7

The Labcraft server features:
* Great community with top-notch builders
* Player driven shopping district
* Movable Tile Entities
* Cosmetic mods (Armor Stand Editor, Colored text, etc.)
* Player Heads
* Bluemap (3D map you can view on the web!)
* Discord / Minecraft chat bridge
* Creative Server with world edit

Quality Ensured
* 20 TPS average
* Active Development
* Helpful staff always working to improve the server
* Accepting to all types of players
* No redstone restrictions
Laid-back rules- just be mature and use common sense.

If you’re looking to be part of something like this, please consider applying on our Discord! https://discord.gg/yAS6UeJwTP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can always join the server with a vanilla client, even though we offer mods and datapacks to enhance your experience.

Are there any redstone restrictions on the server?

No, there are no redstone restrictions on the server. Feel free to unleash your creativity with redstone contraptions.

Is there a creative server with world edit available?

Yes, we have a creative server with world edit functionality for players to showcase their building skills and creativity.

What is the server’s TPS average?

The server maintains an average of 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) to ensure smooth gameplay and stability.

How can I get involved in the community as a new player?

You can start by joining our Discord server and introducing yourself to the community. Participating in activities and events will help you integrate into the community.

ChadMax Minecraft Server

attractiveness, beauty standards, chad maxxing, chad sexuals, CHADmax, confidence building, DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Minecraft, relationships, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8795
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where all the women are chad maxxing and chad sexuals! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the ladies are ruling the roost with their chad-like powers.

But beware, if you can’t keep up with their chad energy, you might just get left in the dust! From building epic structures to battling it out in intense PvP matches, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the women are the true chads!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

78053295, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

CraftyBizSnitch

affluent family, affluent lifestyle, Benefits, cash transactions, catching red handed, competitive industry, CraftyBizSnitch, Ethics, Exploitation, labour department, labour laws, low margin, luxury lifestyle, minimum wage, overtime pay, recording conversation, Reporting, sales tax, tax department, tax evasion, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and take down corrupt businesses? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual whistleblower as you uncover shady dealings and bring justice to the digital world.

Imagine a world where you can uncover tax evasion and labor law violations while building your dream pixelated castle. Take down the virtual 1% and show them that crime doesn’t pay, especially in the world of Minecraft.

With a $3,000/month allowance and a $90,000 sports car, you’ll feel right at home as you fight for justice and equality in our virtual realm. Join now and be a part of the revolution against corruption and exploitation. Plus, we have epic building competitions and mini-games to keep you entertained while you fight the good fight. See you in the game, whistleblower!

CheaterBeater Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, CheaterBeater, Cheating, emotional pain, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, love betrayed, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, painful memories, relationship struggles, sad songs, Server, songs about betrayal, songs about cheating, songs about heartbreak, songs about infidelity, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of listening to sad breakup songs on repeat because your ex cheated on you? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs love when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and then blow it up with TNT, you’ll feel a sense of closure like never before. So come join us and let’s turn that heartbreak into hilarious hijinks!

UltimatumCraft: X or Me

Breakup, Closure, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Ex-partners, growth, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Reflection, relationship, self worth, Trust, Ultimatum, UltimatumCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	198

Are you tired of getting ultimatums from your ex-partners? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own world where you call the shots! Join us and leave those exes in the dust as you create epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? So come on over and let’s build a world where exes are just a distant memory!

WinterPower Minecraft Server

air cover, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, energy resources, energy security, energy shortage, energy supply, Fossil Fuels, Government, Infrastructure, Minecraft, power, renewable energy, Server, Ukraine, Winter, WinterPower

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about power for winter again!! we have so much air cover that ukraine is jealous 😂 our server is so lit that even mother nature is like “damn, i wish i had that much power” 🌬️💥 come join us and experience the ultimate winter survival experience! plus, we have secret underground bases where u can hide from the cold and pretend ur a secret agent 🕵️‍♂️ join now before ukraine tries to steal our air cover!! 🔥🔥🔥

EcoCraft: JapScrap Auto Sabotage

#sustainability, Auto, Automotive Industry, car companies, climate change, consumer awareness, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental impact, EV transition, global warming, government policies, greenwashing, Japan, japscrap, market trends, renewable energy, sabotage, study, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret underground society for minecrafters who are tired of the car companies trying to ruin the environment. we are like the avengers but in minecraft form. we fight against the evil car companies by building sustainable cities and driving electric cars in the game. join us if u want to save the world, one block at a time. also, we have a secret base where we plan our attacks on the car companies. shh, don’t tell anyone.

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