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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 604 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 782463 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.