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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8833	Animals Bred:	158
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	58991
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9459
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
New Chunks Explored:	335712	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.