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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8120 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8288 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 739 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!