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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4892 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!
Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?
So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!
