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MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2333
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4218
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	3241
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	883	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	607	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4695
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	4846	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

PreggoVacay Minecraft Server

budget constraints, cancelled holiday, Communication Issues, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, Friendship Dynamics, group decision making, group dynamics, group trip, holiday planning, last minute cancellation, Minecraft, PreggoVacay, pregnant friend, refund dispute, Server, shared expenses, travel budget, unexpected circumstances, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	266	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	871	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted friendships and unexpected surprises, just like in this insane story of a group of friends planning a trip to Greece. Imagine the chaos of splitting costs equally, only to have one friend drop a bombshell pregnancy announcement at the last minute and demand a refund for her portion of the trip. Will the group stick together or will they crumble under the pressure of financial strain and betrayal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From flakey friends to unexpected pregnancies, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through outrageous situations and crazy stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for a wild ride!

BabyBumpBattles

BabyBumpBattles, childbirth experience, communication breakdown, difficult pregnancy, Emotional support, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, family involvement, Family Support, maternal health, mental health struggles, mother-in-law issues, newborn care, newborn health, partner communication, postpartum depression, postpartum recovery, relationship challenges, support system

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this postpartum tale.

Experience the thrill of navigating through moody in-laws and outbursts that will keep you on your toes. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool like the OP in this story?

Embark on a quest to balance family dynamics and navigate through misunderstandings that will leave you scratching your head. Can you keep up with the constant surprises and curveballs thrown your way?

Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and communication. Who knows, you might even find yourself slipping into postpartum depression from all the excitement!

FearlessSpiders Minecraft SMP

common fear, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSpiders, Harmless, harmless things, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs! Join us for a chance to show these explosive cuties some love and watch them turn into friendly pet creepers that follow you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!