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  • Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

    Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8470
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

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    Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
    What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
    – Dynmap – Bolt – mcMMO – GSit – FlareDeathMessages – Pets – Cosmetics – Decorations

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the primary language spoken on the server? The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
    Are there any upcoming events on the server? Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
    Is there a second server being developed? Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

    Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

    StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3206
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Villages Defended: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

    2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

    3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

    4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

    So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3355
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Emeralds Found: 2856

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

    So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TreadmillTurfWars

    TreadmillTurfWars
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 3487
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4277 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

    We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

    So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7162
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6

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    Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

    Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

    But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildhoodMythsMC

    ChildhoodMythsMC
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4042
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1193
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchantments Applied: 104
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Farms Harvested: 108 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

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    So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell u about this one server where the doctors are rapin’ and murderin’ each other! Rahul Gandhi is all like, “Yo, West Bengal gov and hospital, why u protectin’ these crazy docs?” It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

    PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!

    Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3364
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

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    Welcome to Crafted Survival!

    Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Land Claiming Protect your builds with land claims
    Shopping District Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area
    Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    Live World Map Explore the world with a dynamic live map
    Mob Heads Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies
    One Player Sleep Speed up nights with one player sleep
    Ranks Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

    IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

    A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.

    Q: How can I protect my builds?

    A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.

    Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

    A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.

    Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

    A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

    CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2850
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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