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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1105 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)