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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6412 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 6021 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 68 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
