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ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	1981	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	832
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2028	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9388

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	4501
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1576	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!