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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Booking, city, Disappointment, discomfort, expensive, Experience, Frustration, italy, metro, Milano, MilanoMadness, Minecraft, Overpriced, regret, shithole, smp, Tourist, Trash, travel, urban decay, vacation, weird people

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Hate2LoveCraft

clandestine enjoyment, concealed infatuation, covert fondness, disguised preference, feigned aversion, guilty pleasure, hate, Hate2LoveCraft, hidden passion, love, masked affection, pretend dislike, private delight, secret indulgence, sub rosa fascination, suppressed desire, under-the-radar interest, undercover obsession, undisclosed attraction, veiled infatuation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6975
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	757957	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of pretending to hate creepers blowing up your house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we encourage it! In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to building houses just to watch them get destroyed by those pesky green creatures. Join us for the ultimate thrill of chaos and destruction!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

VenezuelaBallotMadness

Accountability, ballot records, Brazil, coming days., controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, elections, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, investigation, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Release, south america, transparency, Venezuela, VenezuelaBallotMadness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Players Killed by Monsters:	5504
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	7461	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	4155	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Enchantments Applied:	83
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	432170
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!