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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where romanian MPs are donating Patriot systems to Ukraine!!! yasss, you heard that right, we got politicians making big moves in the virtual world too. imagine fighting off creepers with some high-tech military gear, it’s gonna be lit ðĨðĨðĨ plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are playing minecraft and making alliances? join now and be part of the action, you won’t regret it! -
HateCrafters: Labour Exodus
so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters! -
LobbyBlockersCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome. -
RussianBanHammer Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, PUTIN BE OUT HERE LETTIN’ US SACK MPS AND SENATORS IF THEY TRY TO LEAVE RUSSIA WITHOUT PERMISSION! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU TRY TO SNEAK OFF TO GET SOME MILK AND BAM, YOU’RE FIRED! JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UP AND THE SANITY DOESN’T MATTER! ððĪŠðĪĢðĨð -
MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
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CondimentCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.
But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
SabotageShipCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this chinese ship, right, and it’s, like, trying to sabotage undersea cables and stuff. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, we have, like, magical powers to protect our cables, man. it’s, like, a whole adventure, dude. you gotta join this server to see all the crazy stuff that goes down. plus, like, the community is so chill, you’ll make friends for life, bro. so, like, come join us and be a part of the madness, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.