MP3FLP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, beauty, cute, fins, love, marine life, Marriage, Ocean, partner, predator, relationship, sea creature, shark, Sharks, SharkyCraft, swim, teeth, Underwater, unite, Water, Wife, Wives

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

Dungeon Fiasco Minecraft Server

Adventure, branching paths, Challenging, convoluted dungeons, discovery, Dungeon, dungeon crawlers, Exploration, extra floors, Fiasco, hidden, Immersive, intricate, Loot, maze-like, Minecraft, Mysterious, puzzle, rewarding, RPG, Secrets, Server, Treasure, winding paths

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find lots of winding and branches paths that will make you feel like you’re stuck in a maze of madness! But fear not, brave adventurer, for hidden within these paths are extra floors filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of secrets waiting to be uncovered by only the most daring and skilled players. Think you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries that lie within?

Calling all dungeon crawlers! We need you to explore every nook and cranny of our server in search of epic loot and legendary gear. The stakes are high, the challenges are tough, but the rewards are oh so sweet.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in the depths of our world? Let the quest begin!

DangerCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

alpha male, beta male, black people, CREEPERS, crime, DangerCraft, Dangerous, fear, gender, Insecurity, Masculinity, Perception, personal safety, prejudice, robbery, Safety, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subway, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, worries

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being a beta male? Join our Minecraft server where crime is the least of your worries!

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.

VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

30, 30yo, adult virginity, chronic masturbators, Gamers, late bloomer, Minecraft, personal choices, rule, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual confidence, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual identity, Sexual intimacy, sexual maturity, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, societal pressure, Virgin, VirginCraft, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles

action, Adventure, Anime, chains, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, Chronicles, dark humor, Dear, Demons, family, FANTASY, Horror, love, loyalty, Manga, power, Protection, relationships, strength, Supernatural, well-chained

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5693	Crops Grown:	7436

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.

So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

Assumptions, BETRAYAL, CraftyCreeperz, Friends, friendship, genre, gtbe, Innocence, judgment, Loli, Long Time, Loyal, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nefarious, pedo, Planning, shota, surprised, TREATED, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all. > You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you! > Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back. > So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖

Crafty Nations on 4ch

4CH, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, cultural exchange, digital communication, Diversity, foreign posters, Global community, imageboard, internet culture, japanese, Jeeet, Multiculturalism, mysterious presence, Nationalities, Nations, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussions., online forums, online interactions, Polish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, then you better step up your game because this server is next level.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Polish posters come flying in on PIGS wearing diamond armor. They challenge you to a RAVE dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot rainbows out of their horns, and you can ride them into battle against evil Ender Dragons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, if you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, you better start practicing your skills because this server is for the elite only.

Fuwawa’s Fantastical Funhouse: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!

canine, cute, dog, dream, dreams, Existence, eXtraordinary, fantastical, FANTASY, Fluffy, funhouse, Fuwa, Fuwawa’s, Imaginary, imperfection, Minecraft, Non-Existent, perfect world, pet, Reality, Special, surreal, True, Unique, WHIMSICAL, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Fuwawas reign supreme! Join us if you dare to enter a world where these adorable creatures run amok, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Fuwawas were created by a mad scientist who accidentally mixed a fluffy bunny with a deranged clown. The result? A creature that is equal parts cute and terrifying, just like our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Dancing Llamas of doom, who will challenge you to a dance-off that will determine the fate of the entire virtual universe. Can you keep up with their killer moves?

So come join us on our server and experience a world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Fuwawa or two along the way!

Creepin’ Crafter’s Crib

Chill, comfort, Couch, Cozy, Crafters, CREEPIN, Crib, decor, entrance, Furniture, home, House, interior design, leisure, living room, Lounge, NAP, Relax, REST, unwind, unwind after a long day, walk, WYD

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can walk into your home and find a couch waiting for you! And guess what? It talks to you! It’ll ask you wyd and you can have a full-on conversation with it. Who needs real friends when you have a talking couch in Minecraft, am I right? Join us now for this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 465662135 LOL Edition

1. Anonymous, 10. imageboard, 11. social media, 12. online community, 13. digital identity, 14. online interactions, 15. virtual communication, 16. online presence, 17. online culture, 18. internet slang, 19. digital subculture, 2. kek, 20. online anonymity., 3. No. 465662135, 4. internet culture, 5. online anonymity, 6. meme culture, 7. digital communication, 8. online forums, 9. internet humor, Crafty, Edition, lol, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us if you want to experience the most hilarious and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Instead of running away, this player decided to challenge the creepers to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and got all the diamonds as a reward!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can moonwalk and breakdance like no other. If you’re lucky, you might even get to witness this groovy spectacle with your own eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on all the funny and crazy moments that await you!