moving past regret Minecraft Servers

Moving Past Regret

  • Block Your Regrets Server

    Block Your Regrets Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the multiverse! Are you tired of the same old survival grind? Ever wish you could craft a diamond sword using a penguin’s tears? Well, here, dreams come true—sort of! Join us and unleash the most absurd adventures imaginable!

    Regret #1: Not Riding a Creeper into Battle Remember that time you almost became the hero of your own epic saga, but instead you just cowered in a hole until morning? Forget that! Here, you can saddle up on a creeper and charge into battle like a true warrior. Sure, you might explode, but isn’t that just a dramatic character arc?

    Regret #2: Missing Out on Alien Invasions Do you sometimes ponder your life choices while staring at the night sky? Ever wished you had taken that UFO abduction a bit more seriously? Join us and experience nightly light shows featuring actual flying saucers and intergalactic mobs. Who knows? You might even make a few extraterrestrial friends—just watch out for their probing!

    Regret #3: Not Harnessing the Power of Food Why settle for regular meat when you can have pizza-flavored diamonds? Yes, that’s a thing here! Your crafting table will be overflowing with ridiculous recipes that use every type of food imaginable. Ever tried forging a sword out of spaghetti? In this server, you can, and it’s fabulous for slicing through the crustiest mobs!

    Regret #4: Not Having a Pet Dinosaur Let’s be real, who wouldn’t want a pet T-Rex? On this server, not only can you ride one, but they also fetch your soul when you die! Don’t worry about those pesky chunks—our dinosaurs can literally eat any enemies that stand in your way. Just be prepared to clean up after them… the bioscience of cleaning dino poop is still a work in progress!

    Regret #5: Missing Out on Epic Server-wide Pranks Ever regret not being the ultimate prankster at school? Here, you can trap your friends in blocks of ice or cover their entire base with a mountain of slime. The twist? It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally spawns a herd of angry llamas. Will you be a creative genius or just a chaotic force of nature? The choice is yours!

    Join us on this insane, absurd, and utterly ridiculous Minecraft server where your biggest regret will be that you didn’t sign up sooner! Craft. Conquer. Chaos. Let’s turn your Minecraft experience into an unforgettable legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🌺 ANIME TYANKA FOR YOU! 🌺 ADMINISTRATION /FREE FOR ALL 🌺 Minecraft server

    🌺 ANIME TYANKA FOR YOU! 🌺 ADMINISTRATION /FREE FOR ALL 🌺 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «ANIME TIANKA FOR YOU ALL ADMINISTRATOR FREE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Anime.dynmc.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

    Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can travel to faraway lands and let yourself get “fucked” by the locals or other players! It’s like sex tourism, but with blocks and creepers instead of STDs.

    Imagine being a giga slut in the virtual world, building relationships with holiday lovers and moving on to the next place for a new lover. No judgment from relatives or friends, just pure Minecraft romance.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated passion and scandalous escapades. Who needs real life when you can have virtual love affairs in our Minecraft world? Get ready to craft, mine, and get freaky with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

    Breaking Minecraft SMP: AEW Rampage Has Been Legitimately Cancelled

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Forget about AEW Rampage being cancelled, because our Minecraft SMP is where all the real action is at! Join us for some epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to dance the Macarena! And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave AEW Rampage in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥🎮🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBoomerAge

    CraftyBoomerAge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPols Minecraft Server

    CraftyPols Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

    BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

    So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

    Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Pandemic Quest

    Blocky Pandemic Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

    This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HeroCraft

    HeroCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

    mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

    2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

    3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

    4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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