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DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ores Mined:	8522
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mines Excavated:	4048	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	785274
Villages Defended:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Crops Grown:	4083
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	604322	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!