New Minecraft Servers 2025

Movie Minecraft Servers

Movie Minecraft Servers

  • BdayBlunderCraft

    BdayBlunderCraft
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Villages Defended: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your grounded daughter and angry grandma.

    Join us for a chance to blow out virtual candles without any musical mishaps, and receive tons of presents from our generous in-game community. Who needs a chocolate cake with whipped frosting when you can have a cheesecake castle in Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about being called an AH here, because on our server, we embrace the chaos and celebrate the craziness. So come on over and let loose with us – you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3302
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Mines Excavated: 2496 Towns Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Crops Grown: 9694

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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  • LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

    LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1717
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

    And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

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  • ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

    ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4550
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

    Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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  • MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP

    MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4834
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we don’t just play the game, we live out our wildest Hollywood dreams! Join us and you could be starring in your very own blockbuster movie and hit TV show all at once!

    Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

    So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!

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  • SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman

    SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2641
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 944
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Votes: 618 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

    Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!

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  • BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

    BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3699
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

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  • DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server

    DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4120
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of accessibility? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, we even have open captions for all our in-game events! Just like how I invited a deaf woman to see Deadpool with open captions, we make sure everyone can enjoy the game to the fullest.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your good intentions. Just like how my friends called me out for being considerate, you might face some haters on the server. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back and make sure you feel welcome and appreciated.

    So join our server now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and making new friends in a truly inclusive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find something special here that draws you in, just like I did with that deaf woman. Just don’t expect to get married and have kids with the creepers, they’re not really the settling down type.

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  • MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

    MovieDragons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6486
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

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  • Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

    Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5996
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7995
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 944 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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  • BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

    BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7628
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Mines Excavated: 4543 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

    Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

    CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 750
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

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  • JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

    JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

    But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

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  • FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

    FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2344
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

    CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2617
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

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  • ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

    ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 375
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 137 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Emeralds Found: 9725

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

    Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

    Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9187
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4485 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

    Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5933
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

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  • Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

    Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4959
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Zombie Dances: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

    Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6315
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 7568 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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