Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.
But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.
Just like the mind-bending plot twists in Evangelion, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat with insane challenges and quests. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocks and crafting.
And just like how our player was able to see EoE in a theater full of Eva fans, you too can join a community of like-minded gamers who share your love for both Minecraft and anime. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!
Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Skeletor in epic PvP matches, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Skeletor riding a creeper into battle, because why not?
But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with Skeletor in charge, anything can happen.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, followed by a gang of singing creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this level of absurdity anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and endless potatoes for life. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual Blockbuster Video store, complete with VHS rentals and a popcorn machine! Fight off creepers with your trusty slap bracelet sword and ride around on a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Man, a mysterious figure who roams the land handing out cheeseburgers to hungry players. Rumor has it that if you find all seven cheeseburgers, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft form! Just be sure to bring your scrunchies and neon windbreakers for maximum nostalgia.
– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who gets to keep their virtual cat. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with pixelated felines!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that players have been known to invest their own virtual money into the upkeep of their virtual pets. Who knew Minecraft could be so high stakes?
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to fight for your right to keep your virtual cat, because things can get pretty catty around here!
Forget about cheating off your classmates in real life, on our server, you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Just make sure you don’t get caught by the virtual teacher, or you might end up failing like poor old Sam.
With our server, you can experience the thrill of getting away with filling in all the wrong answers and still coming out on top. Who needs to study when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your classmates and dominate the virtual classroom. Who knows, you might even end up feeling a little guilty like our friend here, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Server Name | OrbitMC |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP |
| Season | 2nd Season |
| Staff Team | Active and dedicated |
| Community | Positive and fun |
You can join our community by checking out our Linktree which provides ways to get involved and join the server.
Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself so that you can join and play on the server. Contact our staff team for more information on how to whitelist.
We have so many Lum-themed builds that will make your brain explode with happiness.
From Lum-shaped houses to Lum-inspired pixel art, this server is a Lum-lover’s dream come true.
And guess what? We have Lum-themed events every week where you can win amazing prizes like Lum plushies and Lum-themed merchandise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Lum love consume you!
Forget about your real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. No more last-minute cancellations or feeling excluded – on our server, everyone is welcome and included!
Join now and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual family with friends who will always have your back. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a Minecraft family that will never let you down? Come join us and leave the family drama behind!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of baby zombies come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn them into adorable baby villagers instead. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family while also fending off creepers and skeletons. And if you need a break, take a nap with your youngest Minecraft pet – because we understand the importance of self-care, even in the virtual world.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that appreciates the small things, like sleeping in on Saturdays and taking naps? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline filled with marshmallows, and if you win a battle, you get a pet dragon that farts glitter. And the best part is, the whole server is run by a group of dancing penguins who only speak in rhymes. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.
So like, forget about those boring old servers with their normal rules and stuff. Join this one and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pants scared off. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
