Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!
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BlockyBootyBumpers
annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation
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The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!
+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border
Minecraft Server Overview
Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric Server Location Texas, USA Render Distance 10 Simulation Distance 10 Game Mode Hard World Border 10k x 10k FireTick On (usually) Features
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Faster minecarts
FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.
Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?
A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in Texas, USA.
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Phasechads Minecraft Server
#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP
Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity
Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!
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TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, drunk behavior, drunk woman, high social anxiety, Inappropriate Behavior, lifeguard, Minecraft, people pleaser, personal space, ptsd, Report, Respect, restraint, SECURITY, Server, social anxiety, threatening, TipsyTavern, validation, water park
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!
So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!
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NoPayNoPlayMC
Allowance, burden, Contribution, family dynamics, financial aid, financial responsibility, financial support, full-time studies, high cost of living, Household, inadequate, limited income, living with parents, NoPayNoPlayMC, parents, peer pressure, Rent, student debt, ungrateful, university student
Are you tired of your parents asking for rent and an allowance while your friends are living the high life with their parents’ money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!On our server, you don’t need to worry about student debt or high living costs. You can build your dream mansion without ever having to pay rent! And forget about giving money to the gardener, on our server, nature takes care of itself.
Join us and show your parents that you are a Minecraft millionaire, living the virtual high life without a care in the world. Who needs financial aid when you have unlimited diamonds in Minecraft?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your parents will never ask for an allowance again once they see how successful you are in the virtual world. It’s time to show them who’s boss, one block at a time!
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AleXploration – Minecraft SMP
addiction recovery, alcohol-free living, alcoholism, AleXploration, breaking habits, coping mechanisms, health and wellness, inner strength, lifestyle change, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, smp, Sobriety, support system, Willpower
So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!
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SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms
#Sayings, bathroom, BEDROOM, Coming, common phrases, Conversations, double meaning, everyday life, funny, Household, humor, INTIMATE, Personal, phrases, Private, quotes, relatable, rooms, Routine, shared spaces, Similarities, SlashCraft, verbal expressions
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.
Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!
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CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server
arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyMacCEOs, current events, digital platforms, France, French government, government intervention., international relations, law enforcement, Macron, messaging app, Minecraft, News, not involved, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!
So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!
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RefineryRuckus
Disaster, emergency, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fire, fire outbreak, industrial accident, industrial safety, OIL INDUSTRY, refinery, refinery explosion, refinery explosion aftermath, refinery fire, refinery incident, RefineryRuckus, russia, russia news, Russia refinery explosion, SafetyOMG SO LIT 🔥🔥🔥 join this cray cray Minecraft server where everything is EXPLOSIONS and FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 like that time when a refinery in Russia blew up and started a huge fire 😂😂😂 we got that same energy here, but in a fun way 😜😜😜come join us if you wanna feel the heat and excitement of a real life disaster but in a virtual blocky world 🌋🌋🌋 we promise you won’t get hurt, just entertained AF 😆😆😆
build your own fiery empire, battle with other players in epic explosions, and see who can cause the biggest chaos 😈😈😈 trust us, you won’t regret it 😏😏😏
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s set this server on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 (not literally tho, we don’t want another Russia incident 😂😂😂)
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GlacialVirusCraft
adaptation, ancient DNA, ancient viruses, climate change, climatic periods, colder climate, Decoding, environmental samples, genetic sequencing, GlacialVirusCraft, glacier-preserved, ice core, microbial communities, microbial ecology, researchers, scientific discovery, Tibetan glacier, virus communities, virus evolution, virus metagenome, warmer climate
OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a time machine for viruses! We got ancient viruses from 41,000 years ago trapped in ice, just waiting to be unleashed! Join us and witness the epic battle of virus communities adapting to warmer and colder climates. It’s like a soap opera, but with viruses! So come on, join da fun and see what crazy virus shenanigans await you on dis server!