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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8357 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.
join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!