movie review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrailerTrashCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

Airborne Cancer Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2174	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken subjects with an iron feather. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic chicken jousting tournament?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for crafting a unicorn saddle. Trust us, it’s worth watching, not airborne cancer!

The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Votes:	4234
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!

Crazy Movie Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Crops Grown:	6792	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, followed by a gang of singing creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this level of absurdity anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and endless potatoes for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

Analysis, Cinema, cinematography, critique, Entertainment, film, film buff, film lover, Kino, lit, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, Movie Critic, movie night, movie review, opinion, plot twist, reaction, reaction video, review, smp, storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5392	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Votes:	5753
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

Masterpiece Joker Tarantino Minecraft SMP

box office hit, BTFO, chuds, cinematic genius, controversial film, dark comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film director, film industry, Hollywood, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, Masterpiece, Minecraft, movie review, psychological thriller, robert de niro, smp, Tarantino, todd phillips, villain origin story

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Shit Show Minecraft Server

cinematic analysis, Effort, film analysis, film comparison, film critique, film evaluation, film industry, film observation, film opinion, film quality, first two minutes, individual frame, Minecraft, movie assessment, movie commentary, movie production, movie review, movie standards, past decade, piece of shit, Server, Shit, Show

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5925

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

2024.., Acting, Atmospheric, beautifully acted, beautifully shot, Character development, cinematography, disappointing plot, Drama, dystopian, emotional, film critique, futuristic, INTENSE, maxxxine, Minecraft, movie review, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, underwhelming story, visual effects

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	1680
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Void Armor Forged:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1955	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

What is the IP for PlayStation Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	1530
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

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What are Minecraft servers like United PH ?

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Villages Defended:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to United PH include: 1. Warrior Craft: Known for its intense battles and competitive gameplay, Warrior Craft offers a similar war server experience for players looking to test their skills in PvP combat. 2. Empire PvP: With a focus on teamwork and strategy, Empire PvP provides a challenging environment for players to conquer their enemies and rise to the top of the server leaderboards. 3. LegionCraft: Featuring a tight-knit community and regular events, LegionCraft is perfect for players seeking a competitive and immersive Minecraft experience with a strong emphasis on teamwork and cooperation. 4. Warzone: As the name suggests, Warzone is a PvP-focused server with intense battles and epic sieges. Join forces with fellow players to conquer territories and emerge victorious in this action-packed server. 5. BattleCraft: Known for its fast-paced gameplay and unique game modes, BattleCraft offers a thrilling experience for players who enjoy adrenaline-pumping PvP battles and strategic warfare.

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior looking for a new challenge or a beginner eager to test your skills, these similar Minecraft servers to United PH are sure to provide hours of entertainment and excitement. Join the fight today and prove your worth on the battlefield.

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ParuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

ParuCraft is cozy server where players can come and feel at home. We invest in comfy plugins like Brewery, PyroFishing, ArtMap, and Towny to truly cater to those who want a relaxed community experience. Greifing is not permitted, and KeepInventory is on. Our server also includes things like mcMMO and AdvancedEnchants for those who like grinding and crafting powerful player builds, but we emphasize that all pvp should be consentual.

We hope to see you in our friendly little community, and remember! There’s always room for you on ParuCraft.

play.parucraft.net

WideEyed SMP: Where even Iron Golems get lost in the mods!

Adventure, Artifacts, challenge, Character customization, Community, creative building mechanics, creativity, custom armors, Discord, DISCOVER, fresh start, Golems, hats, immersive experience, Iron, join us, Lost, Modded, Mods, new ores, proximity voice chat, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique ways of travel, weapons, wideeyed, wideeyed smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

WideEyed SMP Overview

Features	Description
New Ores	Discover exciting new ores in the world.
Custom Armors	Equip yourself with unique custom armors.
Weapons	Use powerful weapons to defend yourself.
Artifacts	Find rare artifacts with special abilities.
Unique Travel	Explore new ways of travel in the game.
Creative Building Mechanics	Challenge yourself with creative building mechanics.
Proximity Voice Chat	Immerse yourself with proximity voice chat.
Hats	Customize your character with unique hats.

WideEyed SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join WideEyed SMP?

A: You can join by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2

Q: What makes WideEyed SMP different from other servers?

A: WideEyed SMP offers unique features such as new ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts, and more creative gameplay mechanics.

Q: Is WideEyed SMP a tight-knit community?

A: Yes, WideEyed SMP is a tight-knit community that welcomes adventurers looking for a fresh start.

Grocery Store Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, amazed, Culture Shock, Dutch, European, Experience, Exploration, Food, Foreign, girl, grocery, grocery store, International, Minecraft, Netherlands, reaction, Russian, Server, shopping, Store, travel, Video, viral, vlog

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through a magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and lava that flows with chocolate milk (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Every player gets their own personal pet dragon that can breathe fire, fly you to the moon, and even do your homework for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Wireless Tech Slayer Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, slayer, smp, Tech, wireless

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3696
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to destroy all wireless technology in the game! Why, you ask? Because we believe that the only way to truly connect with each other is through good old-fashioned wired connections. Plus, it’s just more fun to watch things explode when you unplug them, am I right?

Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

Airbnb, AITAH, Boyfriend, Budget, compassion, double check, embarrassed, groomsmen, gut feeling, hour drive, lack of empathy, lack of respect, LEAVING, Minecraft, not invited, not welcomed, rehearsal dinner, Server, Tears, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more welcome than this poor soul at a wedding rehearsal dinner? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out or disrespected like this unfortunate individual. Our community is filled with friendly players who will make you feel right at home, no matter what. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash a virtual wedding and take someone’s spot if you want – talk about drama! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to a better, more inclusive world together!

SwarmCraft – No More In-Laws

Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family, hobbies, husband, in-laws, inlaws, Kids, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, Respect, socializing, Support, SwarmCraft, Time management, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of your in-laws buzzing around you like pesky bees? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the swarm of family members invading your personal space!

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LostCraft: Appreciate the Blocks

absence.., appreciation, Awareness, blocks, cherish, emotional impact, Gratitude, hindsight, lesson learned, Loss, LostCraft, missed opportunity, Nostalgia, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, regret, sentiment, Value

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

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CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3360
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!