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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6280 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
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