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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6677 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3810 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!