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SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Farms Harvested:	435	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3154	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

play.minehouse.top

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	6849
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7862	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crops Grown:	1051	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.