Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.
So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!
🤪 Our youngest player, Jake, may only be 13 in Minecraft years, but mentally and emotionally he’s more like an 8- or 9-year-old. Watch out for his sensitive side – he’s always seeking reassurance and gets upset if things don’t go his way. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge, right?
🚀 Explore our server and discover the SEMH (Social, Emotional, and Mental Health) school where Jake attends. It costs a whopping £70k per year, so you know it’s gotta be fancy. Will you be the hero who helps Jake navigate through his virtual struggles?
🕷️ And don’t forget to cast your vote for movie night – will it be the first Avengers movie or Spider-Verse? Choose wisely, or risk a meltdown bigger than a creeper explosion. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or cave to the pressure like Jake’s parents?
💥 Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every decision counts and every block placed could change the course of history. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove yourself in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin! 😂
if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder why you ever played on any other server!
plus, our server is so popular that even the adults who have no interest in minecraft are lining up to play. they say it’s better than any blockbuster movie they’ve ever seen! so come on, join us and experience the magic for yourself!
On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We understand the struggle of not wanting pets in your house, especially when they shed like crazy. That’s why our server is completely pet-free! No more worrying about fur all over your virtual furniture.
Join us for epic events like virtual potlucks, game nights, and movie nights. No need to worry about service dogs crashing the party – we’ve got you covered!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the pet-related drama at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be such a drama-free zone?
| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
| TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/ |
Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!
A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.
A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.
A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.
For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!
We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!
Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!
Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!
Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!
So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!
Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!
