join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!
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BlockyAlienCircumcision
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Endless Blockbuster
Are you tired of boring movies that feel like they never end? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a never-ending adventure that will make you forget all about those endless movies. Our server is so exciting, you’ll be begging for more hours to play! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll pull. Join now for a movie-worthy experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block)!
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BlockbusterFlicks
Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!
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MoneyHungryMinecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.
Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉
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MovieDragons Minecraft SMP
Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).
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HourLeft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about boring moments like that ever again! Join us and experience a world where time flies by faster than a creeper exploding in your face.Our server is so action-packed and exciting that you’ll be on the edge of your block the entire time. From epic battles with giant spiders to thrilling treasure hunts in hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment here.
But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Picture this: a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying chickens, all while being chased by a pack of rabid wolves. It’s chaos in the best possible way.
So why waste your time on a server that leaves you checking your watch every five minutes? Join us and never have to endure another “holy shit there is still an hour left” moment again. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BlockbusterBinge Minecraft Server
Remember that one movie you watched on repeat as a little kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip as you explore iconic scenes and characters from your favorite childhood films. From battling evil villains to embarking on epic quests, this server will transport you back to a time when your biggest worry was running out of popcorn. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a cinematic adventure like no other!
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PixelFlicks Minecraft Server
Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your very own drive-in movie theater and host epic double features every night! Picture this: the first double feature would be “Zombie Pigmen Attack” followed by “Creepers Gone Wild.” Get ready to experience the ultimate movie night under the stars with your fellow blocky friends. Join now for a chance to win a virtual popcorn machine and unlimited virtual soda refills! Don’t miss out on the craziest movie experience in the Minecraft universe!
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BlockBusterFlicks
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can watch your favorite film over and over again while playing Minecraft! That’s right, we have a movie theater in-game where you can kick back, relax, and watch your favorite flicks while you mine for diamonds. And if you get bored of the movie, don’t worry, we have a live llama circus that performs every hour on the hour. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching, llama-loving, diamond-mining experience!