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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9998 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.
like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
