Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.
oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.
and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.
so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.
build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!
| Java or Bedrock | Java 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Realm/Server/World | Server |
| Number of players | Any |
| Length of Play Session | 1-5 hours |
| Gametype | Survival |
| Language | English |
| IP | burnedsmp.minekeep.gg |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP |
Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.
There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.
The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.
The primary language spoken on the server is English.
Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.
Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.
Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a wild Sony appears and starts moneyhatting games from Nintendo and Microsoft! The drama! The suspense! Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the gaming giants?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are plotting to overthrow Sony and take back the games for themselves. Will you join forces with them or will you pledge your allegiance to Sony and reap the rewards of their moneyhatting ways?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Sony’s moneyhatting madness firsthand! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of gaming shenanigans?
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle between a shallow MIL and a father who refuses to let her show off only one of their children. – Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means causing family drama in the virtual world. – Help our daughter come into her own and show the world that being different is beautiful. – Explore our server and discover unique features just like our good-looking son with an exotic mix of races.
Join now and be a part of the craziest family drama Minecraft server has ever seen!