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Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server, the Family Sticks Together Edition! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them! The debut was epic and we even have a lore video that will blow your mind. Our schedule is so organized, it’s symmetrical – that’s how you know we mean business. Plus, when nobody’s live, you can enjoy the peace and quiet or go on crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our VShojo crew includes Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mochi, Mouse, and Zen. These streamers are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft and make it a memorable experience for you. And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we have channels for Kson, Henya, and more!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be legendary!

GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3690	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	261
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	982	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

Crafty Love Connection: Opposites Attract Minecraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3433	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of searching for that special someone who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you see another player digging right beside you. Sparks fly as you both realize you have the same obsession with ores. Before you know it, you’re building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to creeper-filled adventures with your new Minecraft-loving partner. Who needs romance novels when you can have a love story in blocks?

Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3505	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

elcome to our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will blow your mind and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of bantering with skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crops Grown:	8086
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	5963	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1651
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Villages Defended:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2797	Endless Night Skies:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.