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The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	901200	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	7710
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1709
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	7106
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1168	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Crops Grown:	5866

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	9116

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!