Move On MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HatchetCraft Minecraft Server

unprovoked, Support, aggression, Accept, Move on

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people who just won’t leave you alone? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out those pesky players who just won’t stop bothering you.

We understand the struggle of dealing with toxic players, that’s why our server is the perfect place to escape from all the drama. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that so-called “best friend” who turned their back on you when you needed them the most.

So come join us and let’s bury the hatchet together, by burying it in the ground and building a giant monument on top of it! Let’s show those bullies who’s boss in this crazy world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Regretless SMP – Minecraft

hindsight, Minecraft, growth, Closure, Move on

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

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EmoLandscaper911

EmoLandscaper911, gift, Fire, tree removal, RESPONSIBILITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

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ForgetCraft: Unlearned

Unlearned, let go, Release, undo, ForgetCraft

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

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Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

new song, Paradise, dust settled, opinion, created

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

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SmileAndForgiveMC

smiling, SmileAndForgiveMC, Haters, ANNOY, positive vibes

u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

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NeverDigStraightDown

Do, decision, CHANGE, Experience, growth

Joining this Minecraft server! Trust me, I made the mistake of joining once and I ended up getting chased by a pack of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. I thought I could outsmart them by building a fortress out of TNT, but turns out they were immune to explosions. So yeah, never again will I step foot on that server unless I want to risk being turned into a block of cheese by a group of mischievous cows.

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Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

sissy hypno, repentant, BLOCK, Thoughts, Horniness

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

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Pixelated Politics: Where Creepers Run for Office and Endermen Endorse Candidates

leadership, RUN, heal, Chaos, nation

Are you tired of dealing with political drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying politicians ruining the vibe.

Imagine a world where you can create your own utopia, free from the rants and raves of power-hungry leaders. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and build the city of your dreams.

Say goodbye to divisive politics and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and help us create a better world for our virtual children!

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JealousyCraft Minecraft Server

sarcasm, reeks, comparison, Friends, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, better, and more hilarious than you could ever imagine!

Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.

And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.

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