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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?