So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!
But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!
On our server, you can build your dream beachfront mansion, explore hidden caves filled with treasure, and even ride dolphins through the waves. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
But beware, not everything is as peaceful as it seems on our tropical island. Rumor has it that a group of pirate skeletons have taken up residence in the jungle, guarding a secret treasure hoard. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your sunscreen, and join us on our tropical island Minecraft server. Who needs the rat race when you can have sun, sand, and skeletons to battle?
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.
On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!
Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a taste for adventure. We once had a player who tried to ride a pig off a cliff, only to be saved by a flying sheep with a cape. True story!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the players themselves.
Our server is the perfect place to let off some steam and unleash your creativity. Build the biggest, most epic structures you can imagine and show off your skills to your fellow players. And the best part? No one will borrow your keyboard and refuse to give it back!
Join now and experience a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Leave the real-life family issues behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family who will always have your back, keyboard included!
Minecraft Server Info
Vanilla Survival
Join now and have fun surviving in this vanilla world! 🌲🔨🌎
(Note: Server is always up, so hop on anytime!)
45.93.200.30:25602
Vemicraft
Vemicraft is all about making survival feel real. They’ve got stuff like Natural Disasters, Animal Butchering, and even Body Wellbeing. Plus, you can claim lands and face Custom Mobs. It’s always changing and getting better.
Features:
IP: play.vemicraft.org Website: www.vemicraft.org
play.vemicraft.org
Celestia is a skyblock, KITPVP, and survival-based server that’s all about having fun! It’s got anti-cheat, anti-stealing, and anti-griefing features to keep things fair for everyone. Whether you’re on Bedrock or Java, you can join in on the action and enjoy cool perks.
Features:
New Update:
Check out this video to see what Celestia is all about: Celestia Minecraft Server Video
play.celestiamc.ml
Alphak Minecraft Server
Server IP: minecraft.alphak.tech Discord IP: Join our Discord
Alphak is like a mix of space adventure and factions. In Alphak, you can grow your empire, dominate different worlds in the Galaxy, and make bank with a sweet economy.
Featured Plugins:
Come join the fun at Alphak!
minecraft.alphak.tech
HarmonyMC
At HarmonyMC, they aim to give players a special Towny experience. They have lots of cool plugins like jobs, quests, crates, vouchers, and more! The Staff Team is working hard to get everything ready for the release. If you have any questions, you can ask them on their Discord server. They’ll be happy to help you out.
play.harmonymc.net
Skyland Server Information
Skyland is a private Skyblock server that aims to give players a similar experience to Hypixel Skyblock. Here are some of the most popular features you can expect on Skyland:
And many more exclusive features that make Skyland a unique and exciting place to play! Join now and start your adventure on a tiny island, building up your resources and exploring all the possibilities that await you.
play.skyland.gg
PixelForces Minecraft Server
Get ready to play with pixelmons in a multiplayer setting on this amazing server! Join now for endless fun with pixelmons and enjoy the great server experience.
play.pixelforces.com
SkyDreamsMC
(In Beta) Welcome to SkyDreams, the place where your dreams in the sky come true and are waiting to be explored! SkyDreams is a custom skyblock server created to be fun, unique, balanced, and offer hundreds of features. From being able to own up to 8 different islands with large biome based themes, this skyblock server offers more features and customization than other skyblocks out there! Join SkyDreams today, and see what it’s all about! See you in the Sky!
play.skydreamsmc.net
NexusCraft Server Information
Welcome to NexusCraft, a cozy little community where you can have a blast! Here’s what you can find on our Network:
MiniGames Challenge other players in fun MiniGames like Bomb Lobbers, Quake, Splegg, Speed Builders, Block Party, and more!
MCSlagharenCraft Explore our theme park, MCSlagharenCraft, a Wild West wonderland inspired by Slagharen in The Netherlands.
PlayerServers Create your own server or check out what other players have built!
Come join the fun at NexusCraft today!
play.nexuscraft.nl
Horizon MC
Welcome to Horizon MC! A cool Factions server with nice people. Big plans ahead, gonna have lots of game modes and mini-games. Come join us and have fun!
horizonmc.apexmc.co