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MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now! -
PerfectWomanMC Server
Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion! -
NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen! -
BookishBaeGrief
Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!
So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?
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RedCrossRescueCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself! -
AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.
join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.
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BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!
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GymGrubGamerBay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.
But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!
So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!