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TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Towns Built:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	4130
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1074
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!