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CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1834
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchantments Applied:	255	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	8716	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8752
New Chunks Explored:	315656	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8146
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	373	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!