mouths Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

Fleshlight Faces Minecraft SMP

adult toys, BDSM, Dominant, Domination, faces, FANTASY, fetish, fleshlight, Girls, Kinky, Minecraft, mouths, Naughty, oral, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, Sensation, sex toys, smp, Submission, submissive

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the girls are always ready to have their mouths used…for talking, of course! We have a community of players who love to chat and joke around while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to meet our resident “mouth users” who will keep you entertained with their witty banter and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our girls are not to be underestimated! They may seem sweet and innocent, but they are fierce competitors in PvP battles and will stop at nothing to claim victory. So if you think you have what it takes to join our crazy crew, come on in and see if you can keep up with the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than the stories are the players themselves!

Insomniac Central Minecraft Server

central, Central Europe, central yurop, Enjoy, european insomniacs, frens, ICY, insomnia community, insomnia support group, insomniac, insomniacs, late night bonding, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, midnight musings, midnight thoughts, Minecraft, night owls, nocturnal friends, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless in europe, sleepless nights, sleepless society

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	7068
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	1095	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Looking for a place to build your dream castle? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? We’ve got you covered – just watch out for the fire breath!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few golden eggs).

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge a pack of wolves to a game of poker? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7708	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1641	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5724
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	6687	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!