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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8995 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!