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Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!

Allergies, Breathers, breathing difficulties, breathing issues, chronic congestion, Mouth, mouth breather syndrome, Mouth breathers, mouth breathing, mouth breathing problems, nasal blockage, nasal breathing, nasal congestion, nasal congestion relief, nasal passages, respiratory health, sinus infections, sinus pressure, sinus problems, SinusCraft, sinusitis, sleep apnea, Snoring, unite

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Emeralds Found:	5926	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1437
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Towns Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9754	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	4953
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	3948
Animals Bred:	153	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	132

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!