join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!
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No Bladder Tube Minecraft
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Mouth Microbe Mayhem
join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!
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Lava Spit & Drool Server
join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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TongueTasteCraft
lol join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and chickens dat lay golden eggs. u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas dat shoot lasers out their eyes. build a house made of candy and live happily ever after with ur pet dragon. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun and taste the rainbow of craziness on dis server!
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GasCraft: Cover Your Mouth Edition
join dis server if u wanna let out ur gas without judgemnt!!! we don’t care if u fart or burp or whatever, just let it out and have fun!! we even have a special farting contest every friday where u can win prizes for the loudest toot!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel where u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stinky surprises. come join us and let it rip!!! 🤣🌟🍑🔥💨
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MindlessMouthCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!
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CookedByFood
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!
AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!
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SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!
this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.