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  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6148
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3349 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 406
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8925 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Farms Harvested: 661 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kot Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3363
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Villages Defended: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coomer Central Minecraft Server

    Coomer Central Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6655
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7753 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Potions Brewed: 30 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

    WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sovereign

    Sovereign
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7545
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Potions Brewed: 145
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

    playsovereign.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

    Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8638
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

    DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Emeralds Found: 8589 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Towns Built: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

    But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

    So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6710
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

    Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

    Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

    But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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