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Oxytocin Neuron Social Club
so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special. -
Memory Mouse Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?” -
FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun! -
Ube3a’s Gender Bender Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about our server. once upon a time, there was a group of mice who discovered a magical extra Ube3a gene that gave them super brain powers and made them the coolest mice in town. they built a minecraft server so awesome, even the creepers were jealous. now, we’re inviting YOU to join in on the fun! with brain connectivity like you’ve never seen before and behavior that will make you question reality, this server is the place to be. plus, did we mention we have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
DopaEraseCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! We’ve got so many crazy mods, you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? We got you, fam.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has been scientifically proven to cure dyskinesia in mice. That’s right, just by playing on our server, you’ll be erasing bad memories and feeling like a million bucks. Who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.
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TumorShrinkageCraft
aggressive brain cancer, validation, TumorShrinkageCraft, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, preclinical modelsso, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!
so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.
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MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness
yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits! -
DisastrousMC SMP
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all. -
BlockyLoveQuest
fear of rejection from classmate, fear of commitment, self-doubt, fear of being hurt, fear of failureAre you tired of being too shy to ask out your crush? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that if you ask someone out in-game and they say yes, you’ll have good luck in real life! It’s like a virtual love potion, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your Minecraft soulmate!