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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8676	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	New Chunks Explored:	41504
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	3003	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	210
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	4311	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	626	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1675	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!