LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT PLANE CRASHES AND STUFF. WE HAVE SO MANY DIAMONDS, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A RICH KOREAN AIRLINE CEO. JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE WILDERNESS, JUST LIKE THOSE PASSENGERS WISHED THEY COULD HAVE. HAHAHAHA.
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CraftyCrashLand
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PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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HighwayHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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503 Fallen Blocks
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!
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HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.
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ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!
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MayoRage Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty
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Creeper’s In-Law Showdown
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?
But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).